The 701 Club

Bruce Jenner, Attorney General & Ted Cruz

Children of the ministry! Prepare yourselves for this week’s Christian perspective on the news around us. Be ye armed with the truth…or at least my version of it. Praise! Bruce Jenner: I joyfully recall the halcyon days of patriotism which followed the 1976 Olympics. It was a bicentennial year for this mighty country and the spirit of red white and […]

Pot, Willie Nelson & Lily Pulitzer

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Pot: America is simply going to pot. I was in prayer with a woman from my church, Sister Mary Jane, at our Monday morning prayer vigil on 04/20. We as Christians are high on the hog about the legalization of […]

President for 2016, Tax Day & Alyssa Milano

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. President for 2016: Help me, Lord! It’s only April of 2015, and already the 2016 race for leader of the free world is heating up. More choices to come, I’m sure, but let’s look at our slate so far. A […]

Indiana, NSA & Miss Japan

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Indiana: HOOSIER Lord and Savior, people? I wish to recognize the lawmakers of the great State of Indiana for their bold move to pass legislation allowing my fellow Christians to refuse service to any perceived sodomites or lesbyterians on the […]

The 701 Club: Ted Cruz, Aaron Schock & Fifty Shades of Grey

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ted Cruz: Calling all prayer warriors! We need to circle the prayer wagons in regard to the latest political news. Ted Cruz is running for President. Lord help us. I mean, he’s a Canadian Mexican! If he was running for […]

The 701 Club: Ben Carson, Hillary Clinton & Harrison Ford

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Ben Carson: Brother Ben Carson, retired neurosurgeon and 2016 GOP candidate for president has claimed, in all his neuroscience knowledge, that being gay is indeed a choice. And to prove his ever so scientific theory, Brother Ben claimed, and I […]

The 701 Club: Leonard Nimoy, The Dress & CPAC

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Leonard Nimoy: Let us mourn the passing of another godly Jew. Brother Leonard Nimoy gained fame and fortune as the other-worldly Vulcan, Dr. Spock, on that sci-fi trash, STAR TREK. As all fans of the show are aware, Dr. Spock’s […]

The 701 Club: Mike Huckabee, Super Bowl & Mitt Romney

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas Governor and Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, has boldly announced that he believes homosexuality to be akin to drinking and swearing. It’s something people do, which he doesn’t participate in or necessarily agrees with. This hearkens back […]

The 701 Club: Superbowl, Mitt Romney & The Oscars

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Superbowl: Brothers and Sisters in the sports ministry, the Lord has revealed his picks for the Super Bowl. The West vs. The East, Seattle vs. New England. Seahawks vs. Patriots. Chickenhawks vs. Tea Partiers. Oh dear, I’d best stop devolving […]

The 701 Club: Christmas

Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. As I prepare to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, I want to remind you heathens of the Christmas Story as found in Luke Chapter Two. There are subtle nuances in the narrative which are often lost on the […]