Gather ‘round, all ye sinners, as I share in faithfulness my views on current affairs. Read and be blessed! Trump: Brothers and Sisters, I know you are as weary of the attention being given to Donald Trump as I am. But, when such a man so generously gives fodder and food worthy of ridicule, what are we to do but […]
The news of the week is as diverse as a Pentecostal church casserole. Join me in prayer as I offer my perspective on some important stories. Lions: The interweb has been abuzz over the killing of Cecil the Lion in Zimbabwe. A wealthy dentist from Minnesota paid for the opportunity to shoot the majestic beast on a hunting expedition. While I certainly […]
Brothers and Sisters, I have returned from a lengthy period of spiritual retreat, renewal and rest. As I was afraid, the world has nearly come to a stop in my absence. Let me get caught up on a few things, which have transpired in the last couple of months before I start tackling the day-to-day filth of today’s news. Trousseaus: I’m at […]
So much for us to be on our knees about, Brothers and Sisters. Let us turn our hearts in prayer to the news of the week. David Letterman: The dark lord of late night television, Brother Gap Tooth Letterman, has ended his ministry. I’d like to note that Brother Letterman spent 33 years on television. Jesus was 33 when he […]
These are End Times, Brothers and Sisters. Join me in praying about these recent current events. [dropcap style=”square”]Waco[/dropcap]I received much of my inspirational training at the Great Institution, Jerusalem on the Brazos, known to most sinners as Baylor University. The downside of studying the Word at this sanctified space is having to live in the hell hole of Waco, Texas. […]
Let us join as one, Brothers and Sisters, as we revisit this week’s top stories and editorial filth. Mid America Legalism: God bless Sister Sylvia Ann Driskell, God’s Ambassador in Nebraska. This fine Christian woman has filed suit in U.S. District Court of Omaha against ALL homosexuals. I am not a lawyer, so I have been unable to ascertain the […]
The Lord has revealed immense truths to me this week, my dear readers. May these words be a blessing to you today. Royal Baby: Brother Billy Windsor and his lovely bride, Kate, have revealed the fruits of their latest royal fornication and have brought into this world a baby girl. What a blessing indeed. And to celebrate the couple’s love […]
Children of the ministry! Prepare yourselves for this week’s Christian perspective on the news around us. Be ye armed with the truth…or at least my version of it. Praise! Bruce Jenner: I joyfully recall the halcyon days of patriotism which followed the 1976 Olympics. It was a bicentennial year for this mighty country and the spirit of red white and […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Pot: America is simply going to pot. I was in prayer with a woman from my church, Sister Mary Jane, at our Monday morning prayer vigil on 04/20. We as Christians are high on the hog about the legalization of […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. President for 2016: Help me, Lord! It’s only April of 2015, and already the 2016 race for leader of the free world is heating up. More choices to come, I’m sure, but let’s look at our slate so far. A […]
