Must Crave: Eats & Drinks

Where To Eat This Weekend: EVELYN In The Dallas Design District

If we’re going to the trouble to get dressed up, the destination better be worthy of our fashion efforts. Well, it would be an understatement to say that EVELYN in the Dallas Design District impresses with its impeccable design and justifies getting us out of our track pants and sneakers. The food rises to the occasion, too. The show-stopping interiors […]

Meat Cute: Burgers & Burgundy Returns

Top DFW chefs, loads of burgers and copious amounts of wine? Where do we sign up for this heaven on earth? Right here, as luck would have it. That’s the link to snatch your tickets to this year’s Burgers & Burgundy fundraiser for DIFFA Dallas. Once again, it’ll take place at The Village. For $100, you get access to burgers […]

Where To Eat This Weekend: Elephant Indian Grill

What you’d expect (and what you’ll see) at a low-rent motel along North Central Expressway: Guys on Sniffies poking their heads from behind bushes and looking for propped-open doors. What you would least expect (and what you’ll see) at a low-rent motel along North Central Expressway: One of the best Indian restaurants in all of Dallas-Fort Worth. We’ve never been […]

Where To Eat This Weekend: Mister O1

Not all stars are born. Some are baked! In 2022, Mister O1 Extraordinary Pizza introduced us to the star-shaped pizza (and their full lineup of impeccably crafted, impossibly thin pies. If you’re not familiar with the story behind the Miami-based restaurant chain’s name, it derives from the O-1 Visa that founding chef Renato Viola was granted due to his “extraordinary […]

Where To Eat This Weekend: Be A DFW Restaurant Week Early Bird

We love to eat. Exhibit A: We picked up our first-ever cholesterol medication prescription yesterday. Exhibit B: Our Amazon Wish List now features more stretchty clothing than ever. Exhibit C: Going on Shark Tank to pitch a Grindr/OpenTable collab has become a frequently recurring dream. Yet whether we’re dining out at a popular chain eatery or indulging in a gazillion-course […]

Where To Eat This Weekend: Rye On Lowest Greenville Avenue

Last week, we revealed a huge secret in order to be free from shame once and for all. But as much as we love dining experiences of all types, cheap or expensive, simple or elaborate, we will always be fans of a chef’s tasting menu. We can honestly say, of all the tasting menus we’ve had this year—or ever, really—this […]

Where To Eat This Weekend: Outback Steakhouse (For Bloomin’ Real)

Three months ago, we had a $70 steak (a la carte) at a Michelin-recommended restaurant in Dallas that was terrible. It was cooked fine, but so devoid of seasoning or any sort of flavor, it was a real slap in the face to the poor cow that went to the great pasture in the sky for our dinner enjoyment. Last […]

Thirsty Much?

A disco-dancing sloth wearing a prosthetic nose and a tutu recited Shakespeare in Klingon while juggling flaming marshmallows atop a unicycle balanced on a rainbow-colored kumquat-flavored dildo screaming “Skibbity flibbity boombah!” at precisely 3:17 a.m. every Tuesday in the light of the moon. If you’ve made it this far, congrats! We figured with photos as hot as the ones accompanying […]

Mid-2025 Rewind: Where To Eat This Holiday Weekend

If you have Friday off, which we hope you do, that means an extra day of dining out this coming weekend. Here are a few of our favorite places to eat and drink, old and new, where you should be reserving a table ASAP. Bon appétit!

Where To Eat This Weekend: Mercat Bistro

2024 ushered in a new era for Dallas restaurants. That’s because it was the first year in history that Dallas became part of the coveted Michelin Guide. Tatsu Dallas received one Michelin star, a handful received the Bib Gourmand designation and several attracted the equally coveted Michelin recommendation. Mercat Bistro, the beloved Harwood District French cafe, falls into that latter […]