Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.
Let us look back at the year passed. These are the stories which I believe were the most inspired. I pray they will touch your memories as well. And please read to the end for a very personal message. Bless you. January. The Lord called another of His children home back in December. Alas, we were just made aware this […]
Things keep spinning in all directions! Hunches. Lord, help us all! Our largest city and largest melting pot of sin and degradation, New York City, has elected a Muslim Socialist as its new mayor! Think of the consequences! I have a hunch that all streets will now be one-way heading towards Mecca. Bullhorns will call all to prayer at 5 […]
My thoughts are brief but powerful this week. Revivals. I must confess that I didn’t go anywhere near one of those “No Kings” revivals this past weekend. Unless I’m there to get fish and loaves from Jesus, I don’t like crowds. Besides, I worship the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. If I were to participate in protesting “No […]
I have been melancholy of late. Let these thoughts lift us all. Peace. Our President has finally achieved a positive goal by brokering a peace deal between Israel and Palestine. I give thanks for the release of political prisoners and pray that the pause in these tensions will last. Good for him. As a Christian, I anxiously await the return […]
What is this world coming to? Wood. Brothers and Sisters, I have been recently reminded that, when we put people on pedestals of admiration, it only causes them to fall further when sin moves in. I have long supported the relative wholesomeness of Sister Taylor Swift and the influence she has had on our young people today. I was even […]
Every week…it just gets crazier around here. Trickle. There are so many words in our English language which can be pronunciation challenges to many people. Sometimes, it’s because the word looks similar to another word, yet each are pronounced differently (See love/cove). Medical terms can be particularly burdensome, especially those penned by the pharmaceutical companies. (And some people have trouble pronouncing […]
God Bless America. Natural. Let us observe the passing of a great Hollywood icon. Brother Robert Redford has passed on to glory at the age of 89. The man was a giant in the world of film, and he never was stained by scandal, save an unfortunate divorce. In his memory, I offer these words. In this time where many […]
Pray that I remain relevant and valid in these times. All-American. I appreciate wholesome representation in popular music. Mainly because it is so rare! We are beat down with the likes of Lady Gaga (were her parents high when they named her??), Ozzy Osborne (Rest in Pieces), and Khia (her neck and back need a massage!). Leave it to Sister […]
It’s been a week of loss in so many ways. Frozen. I’ll admit that I try to avoid going to Walmart for anything, as I don’t like to be seen around such trashy people. I’m well aware that Walmart has just about anything I might need, but I have my limits. Now, I have a very GOOD reason not to […]
Nothing surprises me anymore. Nympho. Is anyone besides me perplexed by the fact that the material girl herself, Madonna Louise Ciccone, has beseeched the Pope to intervene in Gaza before it’s too late? I mean, the fact that the papal switchboard even put the call through was like a prayer. Papa don’t preach has morphed into Papal that reach. It […]
